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2/05/2018

Top 14 Nigerian Quotes Of All Time

Below are 14 hilarious quotes that only Nigerians will be able to relate to( compiled by Naijafalcon Staffs);


1. THE EWA AGONYIN QUOTE:-
      Only ewa agonyin can understand the full plight of bread- Anonymous.

2. ZEBRA QUOTE:-
       When you have eight tribal marks with stretch marks scattered all over your body and you still want to add tattoos to it. What are you? A zebra?- Anonymous.

3. LADIES:-
        When you keep taking pictures inside various cars and you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Who exactly are you, a mechanic?- Anonymous.

4. THE ENGAGEMENT RING QUOTE:-
        When you are stuck with an engagement ring for five years what is your mission? To become lords of the rings?- Dada Israel Eniola(2011).

5. COURAGEOUS WOMEN:-
        Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any– Albert Einstein (1872).

6. THE FEARLESS:-
       Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything- Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

7. THE "ALOMO" SYNDROME:-
        Any man who drinks "Alomo" bitters without squeezing up his face, is capable of murder- Obasanjo (1999).

8.POVERTY QUOTE:-
       Drinking does not mean you are poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).

9.NOTHING LASTS FOREVER:-
      He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume– Isaac Newton (1904).

10. HUNGER OOOOO:-
          He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- Theophilus Jeremy(2015).

11. DIE BY FIRE:-
         Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member– William Shakespeare (1788).

12. LET THERE BE LIGHT:- 
Nigeria was never on the map when God said 'Let there be light'– Goodluck Jonathan (2013).

13. SOUL SECRETS:-
         He who unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret-Abraham Lincoln (1864).
14. FINALLY........
           Whoever reads all these quotes without laughing is looking for a job- Lord Lugard (1914).

.....Comment the number that got you most.....
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